7 definitions by wayne king
The name for a certain shape of shit.
Adverb
whilst you're taking a shit and it comes out in such a way that the shit rope folds 5 times and accumulates into a 5 fold accumulator
Adverb
whilst you're taking a shit and it comes out in such a way that the shit rope folds 5 times and accumulates into a 5 fold accumulator
1. I was impressed with myself after taking a dump as I'd managed to create a perfect 5 fold accumulator.
2. He grunted whilst attempting to create a 5 fold accumulator, however he did not have enough shit and he could only managed 4 folds
2. He grunted whilst attempting to create a 5 fold accumulator, however he did not have enough shit and he could only managed 4 folds
by wayne king September 21, 2014
by wayne king December 7, 2004
The term Granny slapper is generally used to describe an old woman (Most commonly fat) Who is into making pornography with younger men. Granny slappers can be described as Skanky and/or slutty individuals for being notoriously dirty. This term can also be used to describe someone's Grandma as an insult.
by wayne king June 1, 2014
Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
by wayne king November 16, 2004
A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by wayne king January 9, 2014
by wayne king June 6, 2003