jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)
Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.
by rudy STANTZ May 16, 2020
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jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius
Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.
by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020
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jon asle

halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.
jon asle -det æ gunsti kara
by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018
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Jon Seccombe

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.
Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.
by Greg Heffley the real one March 09, 2022
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General jon

An actual legend he has a large penis and is a big brain
by 102 large haha November 21, 2019
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jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.
"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"
by ItzBirk March 16, 2018
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