Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.

Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.

by Nutter42 May 03, 2018

Omega nut

Omega nut is when you watch your favorite porn video and skip to your favorite part and cum when the video start. You cum so hard that the sperm is flying through outer space into a black hole. The sperm is traveling to another dimension through the black hole into a living creature and pregnate it.

Ohh man I just Omega nut sooo hard, that shit felt good

OMG I just Omgea nut and it felt so good

by Lil sperm August 03, 2018

Acadamia Nut

A person who defines themselves as being a very well-educated person, or having been very academic.

Person 1: You have no idea what you're talking about.

Person 2: I do too! I'm an acadamia nut! I'm a nut for acadamias!

by Roxie Anderson May 13, 2013

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 29, 2020

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016