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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises
by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025
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When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.
"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."
by The boyos June 27, 2025
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penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
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Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025
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Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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Penis Envy

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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