remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

penis cum

to cum inside a penis

i would like to penis cum you

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.

1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

polar penis

When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

by dsrdakota February 22, 2021

penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022

PENIS

I LOVE IT

i LOVE PENIS

by Cuppa Ice September 27, 2021

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022