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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》Cystic《¤》Lesion《¤》To《¤》Stape《¤》 mug.A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 2, 2025
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by smoking & vaping is for losers August 3, 2025
Get the tesla cybertruck mug.if you ever find yourself lucky enough to be in the presence of Jessica Cyr then surely your wishes have been granted, as she is only comparable to that of a stunning sunrise across the horizon and the feeling of peace that warms your soul or a stary night sky filled with millions of stars as you try and embrace it all, in one word, breathtaking. Jessica is such a caring and kind soul youll forget any troubles you had, she is crafty and stylish creating things that leave an impression. She is strong willed, smart, wholesome, down to earth and brings the best out in people, if the opportunity arises to be in her presence then cherish every moment as it would take multiple lifetimes to appreciate all she is and will be.
by EJ's truths September 9, 2025
Get the Jessica Cyr mug.Someone who uses AI to generate citations without reading the sources, often recycling the same few references across multiple assignments. This person includes outdated, irrelevant, or misquoted sources just to meet citation requirements.
by Briton Phillip September 17, 2025
Get the Citation Cycler mug.The phenomenon where you take caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin in order to stay up late at night. However, this results you to experience insomnia (inability to sleep well), which in turn causes you to wake up still being sleepy which makes you want to reach for Tombocantuxin again
I’m stuck in a vicious cycle: I take Tombocantuxin to stay up late studying for upcoming exams, but then I can't sleep, so I’m groggy in the morning and just end up taking more caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
Get the vicious cycle mug.A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
by racoo01 October 24, 2025
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