Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Ball Cleaner

One who cleans the balls of animals, humans, or anything that has a cock and balls that dangle.

Huggie flamed his way into the room at the party and then came Ken in behind him. When asked what they were doing alone in the room; Ken said that he was a good ball cleaner. Huggie licked his fingers and smiled with glee.

by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014

Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

by soyparty August 29, 2014

pipe cleaner

When Tevin gets a strong urge to suck alot of dick

wow if only my pipe cleaner was here

by tevinsucksnutz March 11, 2015

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

Vaccum Cleansed

After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.

Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.

by SERGIN April 6, 2015

Pipe Cleaner

When one man fucks another man's penis.

The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.

Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.

Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".

Man 1: "Fancy getting fucked up the piss hole?"
Man 2: "A Pipe Cleaner? Sign me up."

by Flingbot Shitsmear May 18, 2015