penis warts

the warts on a penis mostly common on people whos names start with josh

yo josh you got a serious case of penis warts

by hijoshhehehe December 16, 2019

Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

Penis

male genitals, male sex organ; procreation juice pipe.

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.

by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

soupy penis

a really limp dick

my boyfriend got a soupy penis.

by AnusBeater420 March 27, 2021

Penis

I am the CEO of it

Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"

by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020