Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

Sex Monkey

A beautiful creature of nature .

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard

by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024