poo poo butt face

The best roast ever!

Yo ure such a poo poo butt face for not inviting me to that party

by BILLEBAB April 11, 2017

Key West Butt Tickler

Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.

Wow look at that guys Key West Butt Tickler!!

by D Corey September 26, 2007

Gross Kristen butt

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks

Ewww gross Kristen butt!!!

by phrog2011 July 21, 2019

pp butt hole lmao

one of the best comebacks ever used in 1,2 or 3rd grade using it will make you the cool kid

"your a pp butt hole lmao"

by kDawg696984 February 6, 2020

shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...

by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011