Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.

"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."

by Shunt343 May 16, 2013

Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

Kick-in-da-face!!

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.

Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?

by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010

resting rape face

When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.

Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "

John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."

by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017

resting GWB face

A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.

Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.

"Wow, Vlad sure has gotten a bad case of resting GWB face

by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 4, 2022

all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.

Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.

by Bfettd January 17, 2014

Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.

Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015