The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Penismug. The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!
Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
Get the penismug. by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022
Get the Penismug. White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.
Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.
Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.
by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023
Get the Penismug. by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021
Get the Buttle a Penismug. by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024
Get the Penis facemug.