Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.

Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 2, 2021

Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant

*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids

by anonymous July 18, 2024

Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit

Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum

by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023

Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm

My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king

by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023