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Brown

Contrary to popular belief, brown is not a color.

Brown is a phenomenon in which viewing a dark shade of orange, it is perceived as a different color, mainly perceived when the shade of orange is significantly darker than the area around it.

Brown cannot physically exist as true light, as it is not a product of RGB values, but your eyes being illusioned into seeing it as a different color due to surrounding context. Some people are more sensitive to this illusion than others.

Color theory is a perfect excuse to call “brown” orange, as nothing can actually be brown due to the nature of brown.
That crate is orange!
No, it’s brown.
by A.U.S July 6, 2023
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Brown Tape

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.
Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
by Harryiculus March 24, 2020
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The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting
It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.
by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025
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Brown Doggin’

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.
Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin
Ohh okay gotcha
by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022
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Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick
"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."
by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024
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Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
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