Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

monkey

the rulers of the universe

monkey are the rulers of the universe

by monkeyatherulersoftheuniverse December 1, 2020

Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

by MasterGofen December 6, 2011

Closet Monkey

A gay black man.

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE

Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024