JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.
by Afawoopster March 5, 2019
Get the Cum Barnaclesmug. by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021
Get the Cummug. A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 2, 2024
Get the E-Cummug. A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
Get the Columbian cum rocketmug. The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
Get the cum spoonmug. I was pounding her dirty garbage cunt and busted a nut. I filled her snatch with my gooey baby batter, and she queefed out cum Bubbles that dripped down into her gaping browneye.
by Vinegar Butt Sex September 20, 2023
Get the Cum Bubblesmug. Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.
*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.
*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*
by Psedogod February 10, 2023
Get the Cumsmug.