tequila dick

A drunk flaccid penis.

Nah I can't fuck her, I got tequila dick.

by MuralThaGod January 3, 2017

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003

E dick

You just can't get it up for the life of you..it don't matter how frickin HORNY you are, you just ain't getting that wood delivery you've been expecting on time. X obviously makes this happen, also a shitload of alchy makes this happen. It always depends on the individual too. Chemistry is a funny thing.

i got so damn drunk at that party at Kutz's house, that when i later tryed jacking it to britney spears videos all night, i fricken had a case of the E dick.

by mixmaster K December 25, 2007

dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

by biskit October 27, 2004

dick pick

Cock block. See cock block

I was gonna fuck Sherlie last night, but Jake was a dumbass and fucking dick picked me.

by El_Duderino96 December 6, 2011

Dick Shot

A shot of alcohol taken off of a dick. Since it is difficult to balance anything on the penis itself, the easiest way to perform a dick shot is to simply have the male pour liquor onto the penis and have the female or females present suck it off.

"Whoa, Last night was insane. I took dick shots off Rob's sweet cock."

by Ho9 October 20, 2009

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004