Spermiform

Similar to when a kidnapper chloroforms someone, spermiform is when a man approaches an unsuspecting victim from behind with a tissue or cloth wet with his semen and covers their mouth with it.
Yesterday, I snuck up on Chris and gave him a good old spermiform. He can still taste my cum.
by biskit August 08, 2016
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dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.
He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.
by biskit October 27, 2004
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