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Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.
John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!
by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020
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Bluetooth nut

When you bust a nut without touching your penis while watch a video (commonly porn) or listening to audio (also offen porn)
You: what did you do last ni-
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad
by Saltywetham July 31, 2022
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Cuck Nut

Jessica got fucked by that dude, and I got my cuck nut in!”
by Cassienotcathyy April 9, 2022
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nut fumes

the result of ejaculating on ones chest and heating it to a point of evaporation to create nut fumes
those nut fumes smell fucking egregious
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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Honey Nut

That sticky piss you get after you cum or get wet.
Bro, I just totally honey nutted in the John!
by Mr. Justaguy July 31, 2021
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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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