paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt

Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”

by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Cunting

Cunting. The vengeful act (or sometimes for comedy reasons) by a woman, taking her unwashed fishy vagina and rubbing it on a personal belonging of someone she wish to spite or prank.

"well made my wife angry i guess . . . caught her her Cunting my xbox controller . . . . stinks like fish-monger's chopping block now!"

by Quag Norris June 5, 2018

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020

Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

Cunt Nugget

When the labia of a vagina is circumcised. The resulting ball of flesh is then fried together and breaded into a "nugget" of sorts. The resulting nugget is then fed to friends or enemies as a joke.

Sam - "Julia just got her labia circumcised.. she kept the flesh, you know what that means!"
John- "CUNT NUGGET TIME, get the deep frier ready"
Sam- "Let's feed it to Ron!"

by NiceYoungGent March 3, 2015