Pulling a Lauren

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.

"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."

by problematic potato January 25, 2017

A Biden pull out

A messy pull out during sex

-Ahh come on man , the cum went all in my bellybutton

- yes I decided to do a Biden pull out and I regret nothing

by Simplejacks-crymax August 16, 2021

pull my tool

the act of giving a guy a hand job

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"

by ChickenPP July 5, 2008

pull up with a stick

show up with some weed

Imma pull up with a stick to the party.
I just pulled up with a stick, time to turn the fuck up.

by Cold Gangsta April 10, 2017

dont pull a vittoria

"pulling a vittoria" is when you decide to look like an absolutely possessed demon in group pictures. you are doing this act purposefully and in so scaring children.

*takes a group picture in which a friend looks really hideous*
friend: ew dont pull a vittoria!

by chieffkieffdagoat January 26, 2021

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

pulling my tits

Another way of saying are you kidding me.

Joe: You're a dumb bitch

Jessica: Oh, really? Are you seriously pulling my tits?

by F_the_Free_World February 10, 2008