Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.

I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!

by Good Grader November 24, 2021

Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .

That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .

by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023

Monkey

Troy

"Monkey: Oo, Aa, Banana"

by Dahvede October 20, 2020

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024

Monkey Boogie

1. An activity done by a (usually) young male trying to imitate what he sees on MTV and/or rap videos in order to capitalize on a fad while he can. Typically people who do the monkey boogie do so for money or fame and rarely for personal expression.

2. The act of participating in a trend or fad.

"I saw a new music video today. Yet another person doing the monkey boogie to make money."

"I saw a douche bag drive by today doing the monkey boogie to rap music that shook my windows."

"Look at that chick with bleach blonde streaks and her boyfriend wearing thick-rimmed white sunglasses. They are doing the monkey boogie."

by steakface_burr November 20, 2009

monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014