Dick Nugget

Dick Nugget is when fecal matter gets packed in the urethra from constant anal intercourse.

You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...

by chevyman454 February 15, 2014

Drippy Dick

A slang term for Syphilis; a disease typically contracted from sexual contact with a person of questionable mental capacity.

Hey man, did you hear about how Johnny got drippy dick from the crazy lady who lives across the street?

by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016

Chunky dick

A chunky dick is a fat penis that is quite small it looks a worm if you squish it, usually a bitch boy named Humphrey has a chunky dick and loves to slap it on the faces of men named Todd

Hi Todd do you want to feel my chunky dick

by YBN JAY KAY September 25, 2018

tequila dick

A drunk flaccid penis.

Nah I can't fuck her, I got tequila dick.

by MuralThaGod January 3, 2017

Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong

“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Dick Flower

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.

by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

You're a dick

Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.

Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick

by Not jordii November 20, 2020