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run one out

sorry i was late - had to rub one out.
run one out by kevin barnard August 12, 2003

plus one 

When you bang someone of the opposite sex for the first time and add them onto your lifetime list of girls you have "plus oned". You cannot plus 2. If you have sex with two new people in one day or in one encounter it is then labelled as having had two "plus ones".
I took that girl home from the bar last night. I got a plus one. She was a HO. FO SHO.
plus one by Drewe Scott April 27, 2007

Netflix and Chill for One 

The act of watching media provided by Netflix (an international provider of on-demand Internet streaming media) in order to chill (to be very relaxed or easy-going) whilst alone (having no one else present; on one's own).
With the conclusion of the episode, Richard decided to end his netflix and chill for one session to go outside and socialise.

The one in a million 

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"
The one in a million by Bondobrew February 4, 2009

little one 

the coolest ooberest spiffiest person in the fucking world u fuckers and no one else is hahahahahahahaha
little one by steve January 30, 2004

snapping one off 

endulging in one's penis
ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.
snapping one off by big sing August 9, 2006