The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.
It has also been foretold that his warm
brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the
case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate
dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts,
please let us know by calling 555.867.5309