bridge kid

noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.

I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.

by That troll under the bridge March 22, 2023

Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023

Stray Kids

A bunch of crackheads that bring so much joy to stays. Consisting of Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. These 8 formed a self made group under JYP entertainment. And they have one of the most loyal fandoms in K-pop...stays !

Who are the 4th gen leaders? Of course it's Stray Kids !

by anonymous March 25, 2023

Quiet Kid

The kid who is shoved around but secretly has plans to shoot up the school with his dad's AK-47

He's a quiet kid

by DramatiCinnamonRol March 26, 2023

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Boy Kid

A pledge running to clean up before pledge master whoops him.

" Aye, look at that boy kid running."

" I wonder if that boy kid is late for cleans"

" Why that boy kid looking so nice"

by MonstaManny April 7, 2025

Protect Kids

You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.

Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025