Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Cum dumpster

The be a skanky slut. Could be your mom your sister or your gma and you girl they all hows out here g

Ethan. Did you know your girl is a cum dumpster

Devin. She is

Ethan. Ya she got rail yesterday by tyrone,sam,kenny,james and some balled nigga named danny

Danny. Yo shes a real cum dumpster nigglet

by DropOutOnLife March 16, 2018

Cum bucket

A person who collects cum like a bucket collects water

Samantha has slept with 3 people in the last 2 days she is a total cum bucket

by Not an Kardashian 🤰 January 3, 2022

Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.

Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket

by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025

Cum

the chefs special ingredient when someone sends the food back to him because its shit

Customer: this tastes like shit, waitress could u please ask the chef for another one?
Waitress: no problem
*in the Kitchen*
Waitress: the customer said your food tastes like ass
Chef: Oh okay, ill top it up with a bit of cum

by Big Black Cunt April 10, 2023

cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment

“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”

by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019