by Gelly rolll October 22, 2017
Get the allen brownmug. When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptismmug. Josh your pastrys are looking rather pale, lets cook them abit more to make them the perfect "Tonen brown"
by Sausageroll master July 26, 2021
Get the Tonen Brownmug. When a man continues to take it up the ass so long, he suffers from rectal bleeding and fecal discharge.
Even though Bill was diagnosed with Bill-e-Bob Brown disease, his love for Bob kept him from saying no.
by Sumayabizness April 25, 2008
Get the Bill-e-Bob Brownmug. When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
by Seresan July 12, 2024
Get the brown ring of deathmug. by Divine Magnet July 9, 2024
Get the brown mallmug. When a gossip aunty has a daughter, and that daughter grows past her teens, she becomes a toxic beast that is hellhounds to break the hearts of innocent, unassuming mamas' boys.
by anonymous July 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Brown Bitchesmug.