u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

by FATALITY March 5, 2016

give me my phone

When your annoying sister takes your phone to text boys

Ethan says "hey Lexi give me my phone "

by Litboi87 May 7, 2018

fight me lil bitch

When a lil bitch wanna fight and you gotta throw down

Ok come on and fight me lil bitch

by Eljose72 April 4, 2016

let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

by franklyned June 10, 2014

Leave me alone (girl)

Give me all your attention and don’t actually leave

Leave me alone (girl) ... wait no... I.... meant.... GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW JIMMY

by S.c_X June 13, 2019

Clean me up, Thotty

When your girl's on top and you pull out, finishing on your stomach, shout this to make her clean it up. A reference to Star Treks popular phrase "Beam me up, Scotty".

*cum noise* oh shit there's cum in my belly button, CLEAN ME UP, THOTTY!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009