Evangelizing your penis

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

by birthdayfan July 9, 2012

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010

beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

Running your jimmy

Running your jimmy, same as running your mouth... Being a smartass.

John kept running his jimmy so I kicked his ass.

If you keep running your jimmy I'll fck you up.

by iHARD May 13, 2013

Buckle your pants

To fasten/tighten a belt buckle on one's pants.

"Buckle your pants."

by Depressing_Optimism December 21, 2014

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if it includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2018

Paint your pallet

When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.

She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"

He says " Can I paint your pallet?"

by BJ painting October 10, 2008