Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

skinning the chicken

Attempts at pursuing a

woman's attention in an effort to engage in sexual activity

When my friends and I go to the club,our plan of action is meeting women and skinning the chicken

by nmpowerz September 4, 2016

choacking the chicken

When a chickens inner areas are used for masturbation.

Dude, you should try the pocket pussy instead of choacking the chicken!

by Kgifugk September 3, 2016

flicking my chicken

Being surprised or excited, like "flipping my shit"

I just saw a man in a banana suit and I'm flicking my chicken!

by usapuppylove August 12, 2016

Forest or a chicken

To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.

Are you a forest or a chicken?

by Chicken or forest May 22, 2016

Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

flick your chicken

Masturbating with a rubber chicken all like *flurp flurp flurp* and stuff.

Dang girl, you want me to flick your chicken or what?

by peteywubbz November 29, 2016