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bofa cheese

A alternative name of a sexually transmitted disease caused from "Dick Cheese" or scientifically smegma. This STD can cause irritation to genitals and also cause kidney failure and/or kidney infection.
"Have you heard? Johnny gave Kimberly bofa cheese. I hope they are recovering!"
by thepowerfulgodofwisdom May 4, 2021
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Blue cheese

I heard iziai only chases snow bunnies with blue cheese
by Iziai Rodriguez January 4, 2024
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cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)
me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.
by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014
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Cheese

You know what's amazing?

Me: CHEESEEEEEeEEEEEEeEEeE
by dontuseUrName February 17, 2021
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Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.
Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.
by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021
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cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.
A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.
by JokerMads January 14, 2018
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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