Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
Get the Baby Penismug. Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
by wadewiggins October 15, 2023
Get the Queef Penismug. 
by Dixi Enormous March 7, 2020
Get the Penismug.