give me some booty

Sex; not necessarily the butt. Just plain sex.

Me and the wife looking at boring chick flick on Netflix. I'm acting like I am enjoying the movie. Then whisper in her ear "hey baby are you going to give me some booty tonight". She looks at me and say Hell Nawl!

by Donnie80 January 7, 2017

dont taze me bro

To tell someone to stop fucking with you or being stupid

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"

by Anonymous12315123123141 January 9, 2008

give me my phone

When your annoying sister takes your phone to text boys

Ethan says "hey Lexi give me my phone "

by Litboi87 May 7, 2018

Leave me alone (girl)

Give me all your attention and don’t actually leave

Leave me alone (girl) ... wait no... I.... meant.... GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW JIMMY

by S.c_X June 13, 2019

Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.

Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.

by arkemedes June 1, 2011

my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

by FATALITY March 5, 2016