Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

Cheese Pill

Something your friend Scott who is short makes up in class

Is that a cheese pill?

by xdGay123 December 19, 2018

cheese

A term used by Starcraft II players to descibe a situation when one of the players attacks the enemy bases during the first 2-5 minutes of the game, usually with very weak units. It's power relies on the fact that most of the players have no defenceless whatsoever do early inne the game. An extreme variant of this situation is called a "worker rush".

ANOTHER CHEESE!? FUCKING RETARDED BM ZERG LEARN TO PLAY DUMMY!!!!!

by RohenTahir April 2, 2017

Nacho Cheese

Slang for the cryptocurrency phrase, "Not your Keys, not your coins", which became "Not your Keys, Nacho Cheese", often accompanied with a meme photo of a plate of nachos from Taco Bell.

Random no-coiner: Coinbase took all my crypto, they won't let me send it.
20 year old Crypto Billionaire: Nacho Cheese, Bro...

by Michael Light November 20, 2022

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.

Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"

by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024