Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
by bruh ur mom December 09, 2021
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022
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Twitch witch

A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.
Hey Brett why don’t you try talking to that girl. She’s a twitch witch for sure.
by Sexilexi October 29, 2019
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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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Witch bitch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
by LingDanc803 February 09, 2023
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Witch Bitch

"Witch Bitch" is a term for someone who is not just your average unpleasant person but embodies a scary, psychopathic, voodoo-like behavior. They are vengeful, temperamental, ruthless, chaotic, and have a personality disorder, stopping at nothing until they are satisfied with causing suffering.
1. After they split, Jane turned into a total witch bitch, pullin' all sorts of wild moves to make her ex's life a living hell.

2. In our wild office, everyone knew to stay on Sandra's good side 'cause nobody wanted to deal with the witch bitch drama if they got on her bad side.
by Baby_Blue_82 July 23, 2024
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