may 26th

The Day when Karen lets you see the kids

Dad: Karen it’s may 26th you know what that means

by Ham.N.Cheese May 26, 2019

May 27

May 27 is get your mom a candle day!!

Here mom it’s May 27 here’s a candle

by Yeeet2 November 2, 2019

May 2

May 2 is the day that the most Butiful,strong,loving,caring,and loves to party day of your birthday is on may 2 you are gorgeous but only if your a girl

Boy: hey your Butiful wanna go out

Girl: thank you I’m Butiful because of my birthday

Boy: when is it

Girl: on may 2

by Pretty Valeria November 4, 2019

may 5th

My birthday

Yo Sonja, whens your birthday?

TODAY BITCHES!

by Sonja May 4, 2004

May 1st

Whoever was born on this day has a high chance of getting bitches and having a huge...

That person was definitely born on MAY 1st with the pussy hes getting.

by JackRambo6565 October 14, 2019

Theresa May

Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.

Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Billy Mays

Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*

by OrcaV June 28, 2009