unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life

All my friends are Emo Unicorns.

by Aia Laau November 2, 2018

Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick

"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."

by The Lady A April 25, 2017

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

unicorn inch

When autocorrect changes your search of 'Unicorning'.

I tried to urban dictionary Unicorning but it auto corrected to Unicorn Inch. There was no meaning for it so I gave it one.

by MissFuuFuu September 25, 2013

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017

muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023