United Airlines

An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed

United Airlines is shit

by Raqueef June 29, 2022

grolsch united

a football team in the Netherlands

Grolsch United lost an other match but are treu to the next round

by Shibby September 20, 2003

flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017

Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 25, 2017

juneau united

A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.

I was walking down the street and a Juneau United kid punched me in the kidney.

by Jdsucksfatdicksatbball August 15, 2018

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020

United States of America

The dark knight of the world.

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.

by Tim_thethinker April 1, 2009