Fat titties

Titties that are big, but by no means necessarily good looking.

Chris N has become totally obsessed with his new hook up Megan's Fat Titties, who he slams his "hockey stick" on.

by Hannibaksbh March 28, 2007

Titty Cheese

Milk that has been taken from yo mama and turned into cheese then injected back into the breast so that when squeezed it excretes titty cheese.

Hey, Wanna get some Titty Cheese from Josh's mom? I hear its cheese season for her.

by Sockfish June 26, 2009

titty fit

Noun. An alternative to hissy fit, which is an unreasonable emotional outburst or a short-lived temper tantrum. Used when one wishes to elicit chuckles or confusion from the listening parties. Because people will often respond with, "don't you mean hissy fit?", to which you can say, "no, titty fit, now stop throwing a titty fit about the phrase titty fit". This expression can be likened to when people say things like "stop getting your panties in a wad".

Jason threw a huge titty fit when Carla wouldn't go out with him.

Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.

Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."

by CSpan May 23, 2009

Titty Gazing

The act of watching tv or going to a place, purely to see a woman's breasts.

"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.

"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"

by Lenjammin April 5, 2008

C'mon titty!

Shouted for good luck, or for no reason at all.

C'mon titty! Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

by RatchetBoo October 27, 2003

Titty Bear

Pronounced same as teddy bear.

A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.

guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it

by PistolMcLaggen June 1, 2010

titty fuck

A very underrated and enjoyable experience for guys that is unfortunately not equally satisfying for ladies. The bigger the better.

I titty fucked Caroline last night

Oh yeah, what'd she think?

I don't know, she was asleep

by rob ricksen April 10, 2006