Tired as a big dick bat 

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Tired as a big dick bat by JackReed January 5, 2023

Tired of ud jokes 

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

Tired of ud jokes by Soddoll April 12, 2023

e-tired 

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

e-tired by Ben Nook December 9, 2008

E-tired 

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

E-tired by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

iguana tired 

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.

Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!

iguana tired by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014

dumbass tired 

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

dumbass tired by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

trump tired 

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

trump tired by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017