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Thunder bolt toe 

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.
I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.
Thunder bolt toe by Car ro November 9, 2017

Thunder Step

A type of walk that has a powerful sense of pride attached to it. Someone typically thunder steps after they have achieved a goal.
Donn: “Why is Gary thunder stepping right now”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”
Thunder Step by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

thunder puncher 

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong
thunder puncher by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Thunder Junction

A place where you take someones mother to have sex and then brag about it. The sex is normally rather violent and degrading. One would consider asking a close friends mother to go with them in order to publicly humiliate them in front of mutual friends
Person1: Hey guys, did you hear about me taking Billy Bob's mom to thunder junction last night?
Person2&3...: Ohhh no way!!

Person1: Yeah I pounded it until I gave her hip dysplasia.

Thunder punch 

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again

Thunder Cunt 

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk
What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt