I Thumped her Pumpkin

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008

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Trumpsplain

When Donald Trump learns new information that most people have known for a long time, and then he explains it to us in the way that it was just explained to him as if he's teaching us something that we didn't already know. Often preceded by the phrase "many people don't know..."

Donald Trump was Trumpsplaining when he said, "Many people don't know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican."

by Eternal Presence January 10, 2019

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TrumpSimp

someone who argues that Donald Trump is the best president in the history of America, despite clear evidence to the contrary, for one of four reasons:

1. they are trolling people who are easy to anger
2. they are either misinformed, generally unempathetic to suffering or only care about money

3. they are 60+ years of age and like Trump purely because he is a republican
4. they don't want to admit they were wrong about him

"Yikes... look at Blake walking around with a MAGA hat on, does he know that there are still thousands of people dying in America every day because of how Trump has handled the pandemic?"

"Idk man, he's a bit of a TrumpSimp, and can't really see that Trump could do anything wrong..."

by TheFallOfAmericaIsAtHand October 22, 2020

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