Soul Sucking Smurf

A bitch ass mother fucker who is rude, nasty, no good son of a bitch, with commitment issues!!!!!

Your such a soul sucking Smurf Brandon!!!

by People are stupid January 21, 2016

papa smurf syndrome

When a skinny girl enjoys bumping uglies with a larger man resemblig papa smurf.

"Girl omg look at the guy with the beard. I'd totally ride that."
"Woah. You totally have papa smurf syndrome"

by smurflover69 November 03, 2014

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 01, 2006

the smurf from golden axe

refers to a short person, resembling the smurf with the axe from the old popular pc game "Golden Axe".

Look at him, he's so ugly, he looks like the smurf from golden axe.

by phlegmat May 25, 2005

smurf ass bitches

The blue team that gets owned on halo.

red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"

by hotdiggitysmalls February 20, 2010

producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

by ed the Word September 14, 2009

Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

by Jwhoptiewop April 24, 2016