Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.
Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
Get the Coupled Sciencemug. Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't
Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!
by h2ka March 1, 2024
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(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025
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A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016
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