duck in a suit

A very popular Twitter account

Person 1: hey do you follow Duck in a suit?
Person 2: of course I do, who doesn’t?

by Duck in a suit October 17, 2020

Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023

Leisure Suit Larry

An adult-themed sexual video game series created by Al Lowe.

Leisure Suit Larry is the worst game series

by SPrice1980 February 14, 2023

Suit-Cheezer

Somebody who always wears a suit to flex everywhere he goes.
Work, Gym etc.

*At the BBQ*
Larry: 'Why the fuck is Max wearing a suit?'
Garry: 'Oh he is so a Suit-Cheezer'

by sad_programmer September 5, 2018

Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.

Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.

by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009

Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019