Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

suit thinking

When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.

Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?

Employee two: That's suit thinking

by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023

frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.

“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”

by The Fat Welshman May 8, 2022

suitful

A compliment made to someone confident with a stylish attitude and OG drip in dress + appearance.

Needless to say he was suitful, had great finesse, and a sophisticated savagery sense of style.

by theviciousone January 13, 2022

Suit

A corporate creature with no identifiable unique personality belonging to the self. Someone who is dressed up to mask the reality of the person's humanity under the chothed exterior. Lawyers are the original suits given they tend to be corporate creatures, adept at role playing and projecting an outwardly image of reality onto observers around them, they wear a literal suit, and they also bring (law)suits in cases of litigious proceedings.

Mike Ross is a Suit in the eponymously named TV Series, but a lawyer could argue that both he and Harvey are innately human and surprisingly deep, rich characters, for which the series ironically owes much of it's success.

by Cyberdemon1995 September 18, 2022

Swimmy suit

swimmy Suit
A slang term for a condom.

Girlfriend: Don’t forget to put on a swimmy suit.

Boyfriend: But I don’t like wearing swimmy suits!

Gotta buy a swimmy suit for my jimmy.

by Igy May 13, 2022