stiff

Someone who burns pizzas constantly!

He burnt another pizza again today boss! Wow he's a stiff!

by Pattymayo82690 March 8, 2009

stiffen zeecock

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

stiffy

a person that has a slow working brain and usually dont get things after 1hr-7days

do you have a stiffy????

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal

Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet

by BassManNat August 15, 2008

Stroff

To bend an erection until the structural integrity of the internal bladder is compromised.

"You hit me on the head with that beer bottle again when I'm down on you, and I'll stroff you until you can't get it up!"

by Blanket Crustifier April 1, 2009

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003