A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
Get the Pump Station mug.Title maintained by a designated surface and/or spot frequently being used for snorting drugs. Typically referring to a static location such as a desk or countertop, but can also be used to describe an untethered accoutrement; hand mirror, CD case etc. (Mobile Doming Station)
"I thought we had finished it all off, but I managed to scrape up a bump apiece from the doming station."
"I have it on me; but we need a mobile doming station and a tooter."
"I have it on me; but we need a mobile doming station and a tooter."
by Remordere ~ Drogue Slug October 3, 2023
Get the Doming Station mug.Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
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The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
by chortleBagChungus April 11, 2024
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"I'm craving a quick Level 2 Blump tonight, babe. Where should we meet?" "Well, 3:30AM summerhill station, obviously."
by Bøgdan April 14, 2024
Get the 3:30AM summerhill station mug.Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
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