Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.

Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Pink Squirrel

When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.

dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning

by goofygreen September 28, 2009

flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016