Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008
by goofygreen September 28, 2009
n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
by Anonymous4 July 19, 2006
When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 01, 2009
a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017
by d1ck lopper October 13, 2013