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Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008
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Pink Squirrel

When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.
dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning
by goofygreen September 28, 2009
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flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.
by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006
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Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009
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tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
by 12bdk May 3, 2016
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squirrel grab

Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.
My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts
by d1ck lopper October 14, 2013
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Squirrel on a stick

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016
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