The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.
After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.
by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006
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Their garbage can is full of dead squirrels, what are those gay guys up too ? If the PETA people find out how many squirrels have died in that gay bar they would burn the place down. I believe in live and let live but this squirrel abuse it too much.
by benthere March 6, 2008
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"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."
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Get the squirrel mug.One who is squirrely. if something is squirrely it "isn't chill." Someone not fun to hang around because theyll probably do something retarted or "squirrely". A squirrel is a sketch person and Squirrely is something sketchy. something that disrupts the "Vibe" and often makes people say "what the fuck are you thinking?"
"Wow Carlos is a fuckin squirrel, did you see him catch that tree on fire by the school?"
"My moms a squirrel she went snooping in my room and found my weed."
"That was squirrely when i got called down to the office, i had a bong in my backpack."
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"That was squirrely when i got called down to the office, i had a bong in my backpack."
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