Being so incredibly high on weed that you feel as if the world is turning.
Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open
If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!
Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open
If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!
by smokinsmokinshani August 11, 2009
to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
by jadeisstraight March 12, 2017
Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 27, 2011
the act of flaunting or otherwise trying to make it obvious to another person (or persons) that you smoke in an attempt to open communication with them because you either suspect, or know, that they smoke as well. does not necessarily have to be sexual.
1. I know that my neighbor smokes weed, so I've been smoke-flirting with him. hopefully we can share a bowl or something.
by goldenshaglover September 14, 2010
A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
by Buakk November 20, 2019
1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"
by Jobdon April 01, 2016